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Chris Hauska -
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Hizzy,
Hizzouse, Baskie, Jerry, Piss, Mouse Old stomping ground: South Bend, Indiana Spent parents money: Purdue Instruments: Guitar, vocals How he got Eft: Work doesn't pay the bills, so I sure hope a cover band can. Influences: Bobby Brown and the Bangles Favorite Eft song: Hey Girl, OAR Favorite Beverage to get Eft on: Bud Heavy. Git'er dun. Most Eft-up thing ever done: I had a buddy at Arizona State when I was interning out west four or five years ago. We went out and got all hammered and when we went back to pass out, I had to pee. For some reason I left his dorm room, walked down the hall, out of the door and into the elevator lobby which was outside. In my boxers. Well the door to the hallway was locked and I couldn't get back to his room. I had to argue for half an hour with the foreign dorm desk guy (still in my boxers) to let me upstairs into the locked hallway until finally some frat guy who was an RA for the summer came out when he heard me (eventually I was speaking fairly emphatically.) He laughed at me and let me into the dorm room, no questions asked, where we found my buddy passed out on his kitchen floor with a wholly uneaten burrito in his hand. This was a Tuesday night. Most Eft-up people: Mariah Carey, Britney Spears. |
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