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David "Glen Westfall" Griffith -
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Griff, Gerf, Griffiath, A Complete AssOld stomping ground: Chenoa, Illinois Spent parents money: Purdue Instruments: Bass, vocals How he got Eft: After co-founding the Dr. Demento cover band Sloth, he moved on to a ska group called The Naked Quakers and achieved great local success at University High's battle of the bands. Then came the pinnacle of his career, a stint in the band Genuine Eliza, a goth-country group focused on fusing trite lyrics about blue jeans and tractors with staccato speed metal riffs. Devastated after Griff's brother left the group to pursue a solo career and the group's lead singer Jason overdosed on Downy, Griff took a real job as a Ms. Pac man repair man/stripper. Then one night, knee-deep in panties at retirement party at Sunny Hills assisted living community, Griff knew he needed to play music again. He had heard his friend Hauska was looking to start a band and offered up his services as a bass player and Griff knew anything was better than getting naked for a roomful of octogenarians. Boo yah kasha. Influences: All 90's rock, Journey, Black Flag, Rancid, Dave Matthews, Dan Fogelberg, Michael Flatley Favorite Eft song: Shimmer, Fuel Favorite Beverage to get Eft on: Jack Daniel's after donating blood Most Eft-up thing ever done: I ended up in downtown Toronto on a bender when France won the world Cup, found a 15ft. Calvin Klein billboard with four spotlights on it and with the help of two esteemed colleagues, climbed it…then dropped my pants. Viva la France. Most Eft-up people: Brigitte Nielsen, R. Kelly (don't get me wrong great music, but he pees on 16 year-old girls), Britney Federline, this dude in sixth grade and I can't remember his name but he's in jail now for choking somebody to death, Chris Charlesworth, inappropriately arrogant people |
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